Wood Shop - Unisex classic tee

The Wood Shop Tee isn’t just a shirt—it’s PPE for your soul. Made from 100% cotton, this unisex classic tee sits sharp and structured, like the edges of a project your teacher swore you’d “never finish without losing a finger.” Perfect for layering under flannels, wearing to class, or haunting the tool shed after hours. This isn’t your dad’s suburban woodshop hobby. This is buzzing saws, splinters in your veins, and the faint smell of varnish that never really leaves. It’s the uniform for those who know the band saw doesn’t care about your future, and neither does life. Creepy, utilitarian, and somehow still cooler than the debate team. Specs (straight from the workshop manual nobody reads): • 100% cotton (soft enough to cushion your inevitable regrets) • Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester (stain-resistant… sort of) • Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Tape