You're Dead You're Dead You're Dead

The Staten Island undead never smelled so good. Inspired by everyone’s favorite vampire roommates, You’re Dead, You’re Dead, You’re Dead features the bold, juicy scent of red currant—dark, tart, and wickedly fresh. It’s a nod to eternal nightlife, awkward immortality, and unholy housemates. Hand-poured with a natural coconut wax blend and phthalate-free fragrance oils, this candle brings a playful, gothic edge to any space—perfect for horror-comedy fans, undead enthusiasts, or anyone who knows how to make the afterlife fabulous.