Snack Tariff Cookie : Snack Cheese
$4.00
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BREAKING NEWS: Ongoing kitchen negotiations have failed to resolve the Domestic Cheese Tariff. Canine representatives (aka the dog) are demanding immediate compensation in the form of shredded cheddar. Analysts warn: Any attempt to dodge this tariff may result in excessive whining, pawing, or sad staring. Size and color of cookies may vary.
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