Dice Crypt Casket Box

These dice caskets are for your truly unredeemable dice. It’s assumed you’ve tried everything to make your die roll better, up to and including our amazing Dice Wardens. On the rare occasion that all measures fail, place your die in this casket. When the casket becomes full, perform this rite: In a hidden location, dig a hole at least 12 inches deep.  Open the dice crypt and sprinkle salt liberally within. Write upon a scrap of paper “To whom it may concern: these objects are cursed. Whoever removes these dice from their crypt for use with any role-playing game does so at the peril of their beloved character(s).” and place it within the crypt. Extra credit if you write the note on old paper or in creepy script in blood (probably better if it’s only something that looks like blood). Close the crypt lid and make 100% certain to lock the clasp. Double check the clasp.  With a lighted blue candle, seal the clasp in wax. To be safe, you may optionally seal the entire lid to the bottom.