TWF CONPLAN 8888 Tee – Patreon Only! With QUOTE ON BACK

Put the finishing touches on your zombie emergency go-bag with The Why File’s CONPLAN 8888 T-shirt! Soft cotton will keep your most sensitive bits safe from the chafe while you avoid hordes of the undead.    Back side with fun quote to keep them guessing "Keep my wife's brain out of your F* mouth!"   Features and Specs: Comfortable cotton fabric Vivid, long-lasting graphic Classic crewneck fit  Tear-away label Made in the USA Your choice of color   The haunting graphic features enemy no. 1 complimented by The Why Files logo that’ll let people on the road to restoration know you’re kind, educated, and not afraid to kick some butt. With a load of colors to choose from, this USA-made shirt will keep your spirits up through the darkest days.   Rule #34: Confidence is key – if you look good, you’ll feel good. Good enough to outrun a zombie. Maybe.   .: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highl