Deodorizing "Loo Loo" Spritz

I don't know why the words toilet spray, bathroom mist, or odor eliminator bug me so much.. maybe it's because the bathroom/toilet is naturally viewed as smelly or a place to take your morning poo.  I personally see the bathroom as a sanity saver. A place to take the hottest skin-burning shower to wash away a bad day or the place that helps you feel pretty while standing in front of the mirror first thing in the morning. Well, long story short that is why I wanted to design a spray that not only has a cute, discrete name but the power to turn the morning poo into a breath of mildly fresher air.  Handcrafted with all natural ingredients, this Loo Loo Spritz catches odor and leaves a light fragrance floating in the air. No overwhelming chemically perfume, just clean natural scent. Scents Options: -Eucalyptus and Peppermint  -Lavender -Tea Tree and Sweet Orange -Rosemary and Peppermint  -Bright Citrus- Lemon and sweet orange Ingredients: Distilled Water, White Vinegar, Alcohol, Baking Sod