The Speedball Whizbang Neon 80s Retro Ski Suit

It's our distinct honor to present you with the Speedball Whizbang, a men's black and neon 80s print retro patterned ski suit inspired by a period in your father's life that was decidedly less monogamous. You may be thinking, "Bullshit Shinesty, my dad lost his virginity to mom." Don't kid yourself sport. Before he met Sheryl (who is a saint), your pops was slinging the family custard around more ski towns than you could shake a stick at. But I digress. Slip this baby on, make sure everyone around you knows you are the best skier on the mountain, and proceed to send it all the way down to Belly Up. Make us proud out there.    DEETS Slightly fitted, retro abstract neon full ski suit Waterproof rating: 10,000mm Breathability rating: 10,000gm Insulation: 80g Synthetic Insulation Lift pass pocket, adjustable cuffs Inside mesh goggle pocket, waterproof zippers Mesh-lined arm and leg vents Seam construction: Critically Taped Fleece chin guard, velcro adjustable wrist straps Reinforced durable ankle patches, elasticated ankle gators, waist Adjustable belt, shaped elbows and knees Vendor: Old Skool Ski