The Mossad Stole My Shoe Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Yes, the rumors are true. We have a shoe-stealing division. Consider this shirt your receipt. Perfect for victims of covert footwear ops — or anyone who wants to get ahead of the next operation. Soft, durable, and built for long missions (or long walks home with only one shoe). Details (intel for agents): 100% ringspun cotton (smooth, not scratchy) 4.5 oz (153 g/m²) weight Pre-shrunk (won’t betray you in the wash) Shoulder-to-shoulder taping (holds shape under interrogation) Quarter-turned (no awkward crease, because presentation matters) Sizes: S–3XL. (We’d say “fits like a glove,” but we don’t want to give away our glove-stealing unit.) Size guide   S M L XL 2XL 3XL Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½ Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28   S M L XL 2XL 3XL Length (cm) 71 74 77 79 83 85 Width (cm) 46 51 56 61 66 71