“There is no strong coffee. Only weak people.” Black Glossy Mug

Let’s be honest: your coffee isn’t too strong. You’re just too soft. This mug doesn’t care about your excuses—it was built for those who drink their brew like it’s a military operation. Perfect for mornings when your to-do list reads like an intelligence briefing, or nights when you need one more cup to finish plotting your global domination (or just an Excel sheet). Sturdy, sleek, and unreasonably confident—exactly how coffee should make you feel. • Ceramic toughness, like a tank but shinier • Available in 11 oz (standard issue) or 15 oz (long mission) • Glossy black finish that makes your latte art look classified • Dishwasher & microwave safe (because even operatives need convenience) • Lead and BPA-free—your only jitters should come from the caffeine This mug is printed on demand, not mass-produced. That means no waste, no stockpiles, just one mug, made especially for you. Drink like a pro. Don’t be weak. Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years Other compliance in