Stay Salty Shirt

Embrace your inner petty with this perfectly honest tee that says what everyone's thinking. Whether you're still mad about that thing from three years ago, harboring grudges like fine wine, or just naturally seasoned with a healthy dose of attitude, this shirt is your uniform. Made for those who've mastered the art of the eye roll, perfected their sarcastic comebacks, and aren't afraid to let their salt flag fly. Wear it to family dinners, ex's weddings, or anywhere you need to broadcast your commitment to staying gloriously, authentically salty. Because sometimes the best response to life's nonsense is a shrug and a shirt that does the talking for you. No apologies, no fake smiles, just pure, unfiltered salt. You've earned every grain of it. Warning: May cause increased honesty, decreased tolerance for small talk, and spontaneous outbreaks of telling people exactly how you feel. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142