Menace Without Me – Funny Introvert T-Shirt | Quiet Chaos Energy Tee | Sarcastic Humor Shirt for Adults | Unbothered Mode Activated

DESCRIPTION You know things fall apart when you're not around. The group chat? A mess. The office? In shambles. The vibe? Off. This shirt isn’t just a mood—it’s a warning label. Menace Without Me is for the disruptors with a deceptively calm exterior. The ones who exit quietly, leaving a trail of dysfunction behind. Perfect for introverts, chaos curators, or anyone who knows their absence is louder than words. FEATURES• Unisex retail fit (runs true to size)• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton• Lightweight: 4.2 oz/yd²• Side-seamed with shoulder taping for structure• Tear-away label CARE• Wash cold, tumble dry low• Iron inside out if needed• Do not bleach DISCLAIMER: Side effects may include smirking, dramatic exits, and the downfall of organized systems. SIZE GUIDE   S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50