As Broad As It Is Long Tee

“As Broad As It Is Long” is a classic saying, a funny shirt, and guaranteed to get double takes. At Thorn Ridge®, we love a good saying that makes people stop and think or laugh. “As Broad As It Is Long” is an old country phrase that my family said that basically means same difference. It means that no matter how you size it up, the outcome is still the same. The old-timers used the phrase “broad as it is long” to brush off tough choices. For example, "We fixin’ the fence now or tomorrow?" Broad as it is long. "Gonna take the dirt road or the gravel road?" Broad as it is long. But put it on a shirt and suddenly everyone starts smirking like you told a dirty joke — and that’s half the fun.  This funny graphic tee keeps things lighthearted and just a little cheeky, perfect for anyone who enjoys wordplay and southern humor. Soft, relaxed, and made for everyday wear, it’s great for casual outings, barn parties, or just stirring up a laugh at the local feed store. More than just a shirt, it