Thirst Quencher Tee

In 1984, 7 Australian mad scientists got together in a San Francisco basement and concocted an energy solution so vile and potent it was instantly outlawed in 27 states. They decided to name it Gatortails and began to sell it to athletes on the black market. These blokes were quickly imprisoned and sent to the Gulags.   Recently, the recipe has been un-redacted from highly classified chooch documents, and Gatortails-brand Gatortails have been flooding the southern states. Join the movement and grab the tee today.    Electrolytes, sort of Kev's nightly uniform Gushing chooch Glacier Sneeze Fucking electric These personalized Beefy-T® short-sleeve tees can now accommodate your personal designs and become a stylish wardrobe staple. Made with 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun cotton for supreme softness in any occasion. With shoulder-to-shoulder taping, and double-needle stitched, lay-flat collars, sleeves, and bottom hem, these personalized t-shirts pass any durability test with flying colo