Playable Bookmarks for Thousand Year Old Vampire

NOTE: This page and some of these bookmarks feature drawings of naked bodies and are not appropriate for minors. The Thousand Year Old Vampire game itself is also not appropriate for minors. Not at all.  Okay, now that that's done I can finally say "I am so excited about these."  Playable Bookmarks means bookmarks that can be used to change game play while answering Prompts for Thousand Year Old Vampire and similarly structured games. The bookmarks represent wandering characters, tonal shifts, and other fuckery that add additional layers of complication to your game.  What you're getting: Six letterpress* bookmarks. They are double-sided with two colors on one side and black on the other. Each bookmark contains a rule to enliven your TYOV play. The bookmarks come in a brown envelope with the graphic below letterpressed* on it: The envelope, alas, has no game function. It is just for corralling the troublemaking bookmarks.  How do I use them?: Choose a couple of bookmarks and drop t