Dark Ages Soap
$4.49
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Approved by the Guild of Bathhouse Keepers, Dark Ages is the go-to soap manufacturer for those who insist on the occasional bathing. For best results apply to clean skin with a generous slathering of grime or mud. Remember: Cleanliness can lead to terrible health and demonic possession, so it's best to be filthy, healthy and happy. Dark Ages Soap - "It dulls as it dries." Imported from the past by J Ryan Stradel. Relabeled to meet tomorrow's standards by Laurice Feller. WARNING: Bathe once a week maximum.
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