702 27KKV Team Whoop Trek Edition - Project Topspin Tiny Whoop Motors

The year is 2369 and the hottest debate in both warp theory AND archeological peer reviewed journals boils down to just one question: Exactly how many scarves should one trade for another type of 702 motor? What my theory presuposes is: a whole bunch.  From the Nuck-of-the-Month winning Thought Technologists that brought you a One Nacelled Star Ship and the Deep V flaunting Art Scholars still trying to fathom the immense genius of the Davinci Jerk Off Machine comes one of the most hottly anticipated motor releases of the 24th century: THE TEAM WHOOPTREK 702 In EVERY holodeck simulation we've put it through corbopple measurements were through the artificial roof. In fact, the only way this unit could be improved would be by making sure each bell had two shafts. And we all know there is no way a standard prop could accommodate that much Katra. (as of this writing there are no commercially available Klingon props so this is a moot point in the present era).   INTRODUCING the L