Monthly Junkie 4-Pack!
Eat Trash, Not Junk. Plenty of “healthy” snacks are roasted. Some include “smoke flavoring”. Most use cheap oils or artificial flavors, and leave you feeling terrible (Hello, Junk Food!). Tired of being sick? Maybe it’s time to trash up your snack game. Trash Nuts have a stupidly simple ingredient list: Almonds. Real Wood Smoke. Salt. That’s it (unless you count love). Start your free trial of Trash Nuts Monthly 4x Junkie Pack and get your fix of healthy treats delivered to your front door. We'll even send your first two boxes free just to kick things off, followed by your regular monthly 4-pack shipping two weeks from today. Rain or shine, pandemic or apocalypse, we'll do what it takes to get 4 boxes of our nuts in your hands, each and every month. (Click the "Add to Cart" button above to get your two free boxes on us!) Why "Trash Nuts"? Years ago, I began smoking over a 55-gallon "ugly drum smoker" built by my buddy Matt. My kids joked that it looked like a trash can. We lovingly