Santarrasque is Comin' to Town - Monster Tee

Session Entry: MM-SCTT-02Subject Type: Earth-shaking Yule Despair Filed under: Cataclysm / Legend / Arrival You thought you were safe this winter.The snow was falling. The tavern was warm.And then... the ground started singing carols.The kind with wall-shaking footsteps in the chorus. The chimneys quake.The children scream.The sleigh bells jingle with seismic intensity.He knows when you’ve been sleeping.He knows when you’re awake.And he’s roughly the size of a cathedral. Witness the holly‑jolly end of civilization: the Santarrasque.Half legend, half extinction event, all festive spirit.Once a year, he rises from the Polar Deep to deliver gifts, ruin cities,and remind adventurers that “holiday cheer” can also be a damage type. “I cast Wall of Coal. It did nothing.”- Cleric, last seen sledding down Main Street“Honestly? Worth it for the hat.”- Sole surviving rogue Printed in catastrophic color on premium cotton.A seasonal relic depicting the exact moment goodwill met its CR 30 reckoning.