Yeenoghuey Tee

There’s a gap in your wardrobe—right between the wholesome dad stuff and the blood-soaked Abyssal cult gear. You want to rep the demon lord of gnolls, but you also love the only family cartoon show on tv that actually makes you feel something. The world keeps forcing you to choose: family-friendly or full-blown fiendfolio... Until now. Throw this on and become the kind of person who gets double takes at both game night and preschool pickup. It says: “Yes, I’ll read bedtime stories. Yes, I’ll lead a gnoll warband. Yes, I contain multitudes. I am a modern-day renaissance man. Deal with it.” Printed on soft, high-quality cotton in a unisex fit. Sturdy enough for Abyssal incursions and dance-mode alike. Summon yours now.