"Today I am..."

Let everyone know from a safe distance that you are NOT in the mood for any Tom-foolery today! This is perfect attire for both your social life and the work place. This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Side-seamed **Please note** POD items are not returnable, so make sure you measure yourself twice, order once. If in doubt, you won't go wrong by ordering up one size, thereby coverin' your butt. It's always better to be safe, than sorry. Size guide   XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30