Please Don’t Hit Me I Don’t Know How Insurance Works 11x3 in Bumper Sticker (Matte Finish)

Please Don’t Hit Me I Don’t Know How Insurance Works11x3 in Bumper Sticker (Matte Finish) This one’s for the girlies, the gays, and the girl-coded who signed up for vibes—not car crashes and claim forms. A passive plea with just the right amount of ✨panic✨ energy to let the world know you’re doing your best (barely). Product Features 🚗 Made with premium water-resistant vinyl—survives rain, sun, and existential dread💧 Waterproof sticky adhesive for max staying power🌞 Laminated for protection against UV rays and questionable driving decisions✨ Matte finish so it looks cute even when you're not📏 Size: 11x3 in—fits perfectly on bumpers, laptops, or wherever your anxiety rides shotgun Care Instructions   Gently wipe with a soft dry cloth if dusty. Do not file a claim with your rag.