This Tesla Was a Pre-Elon Meltdown Purchase 11x3 in Bumper Sticker (Matte Finish)

This Tesla Was a Pre-Elon Meltdown Purchase11x3 in Bumper Sticker (Matte Finish) Not all Teslas come with a tech bro subscription. Let ‘em know you got the car for the clean energy and good mileage—not the memes or the meltdowns. Perfect for anyone who’s just trying to vibe in peace without being mistaken for an Elon fan. Product Features ✨ Laminated for top-tier durability against water sunlight and scratches💅 Matte finish to match your smooth guilt-free aesthetic🚿 Made with premium waterproof vinyl🛠️ Outdoor-ready adhesive that holds on through your PR crisis📏 Size: 11x3 in — unapologetically honest and highway visible Care Instructions   Use a soft dry cloth to gently wipe away dirt from the center outward. Judgment not included.