*NEW* Santa Still No Ho's Tee

The Still No Ho's tee from Unethical Threads is Santa at his lowest point. No reindeer, no sleigh, definitely no ho's. It's a heavyweight graphic tee for anyone who treats the holidays like a roast session instead of a Hallmark movie. Who's this shirt actually for? People who make the whole table uncomfortable at Christmas dinner. You know the type. They peaked in sarcasm around age 14 and never looked back. If your default holiday setting is "make it weird," the Still No Ho's tee is basically your uniform. Pair it with eggnog and zero filter. Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a costume-store afterthought Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL. Santa doesn't gatekeep. Crew neck, because the joke is on the shirt, not in the neckline DTG printed for colors that stay vivid long after your holiday spirit doesn't Machine washable. Your search history isn't, but this is. Is this a good gag gift? One of the best, actually. If the person you're buying for lau