Unpleasant Laptop Sleeve

Protect your laptop and let the people know you're not to be fucked with! To help prevent any scratches on your tech shit, it contains an internal padded zipper and its interior is fully lined with faux fur - because who doesn't need a fuckin verbal rubbing on your laptop? What’s more, it’s made from a material that’s resistant to water, oil, and heat, making sure your laptop sleeve looks as sharp as you any day of the week! No, "resistant" doesn't mean you can cover this thing in olive oil and then throw it in the pool and come out unscathed - don't fuckin do dumb shit, Greg. • 100% neoprene • 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g) • 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g) • Looks neat • Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat • Snug fit • Faux fur interior lining definitely not made from real rabbits • Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders • Padded zipper binding • Blank product sourced from ChinaSize guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) HEIGHT (inches) 13″ 13 ½ 10 ½