Bitch I Am the Gift Card – Funny Feminine Christmas Greeting Card

When you are the present. This 5x7 matte finish card features festive poinsettias, holly details, and bold black text that reads “Bitch, I Am the Gift.” The perfect blend of sass and sparkle, this cheeky card celebrates the confident, unapologetic star of the season—you. Details: • 5" x 7" matte premium card • Blank inside for your own message • Printed in Los Angeles, CA in small batches • Includes white envelope • Sustainably produced and packaged with care Perfect For: • Best friends + coworkers • Feminine + confident holiday energy • Funny and bold gift enclosures • Sticker + card bundle buyers