Bitch Constellation Greeting Card | Funny Astrology Birthday Card

For the star of the show (and every room). This 5x7 matte finish greeting card features a deep blue night sky with constellations spelling out “BITCH” and the phrase “On the day you were born, the stars were perfectly aligned.” Designed for the bold, the celestial, and the unapologetic—it’s the ultimate card for the cosmic baddie in your life. Details:• 5" x 7" matte premium card• Blank inside for your own message• Printed in Los Angeles, CA in small batches• Includes white envelope• Sustainably produced and packaged with care Perfect For:• Birthdays, celebrations, or cosmic-level compliments• Best friends with a sharp sense of humor• Astrology lovers and celestial queens• Collectors of sarcastic + beautiful stationery