PRACTICAL MAGIC bastille soap

Break the ancient family curse of dull skin with PRACTICAL MAGIC bastille soap!* This witchy wonder blends moisturizing olive oil with cleansing activated charcoal to banish impurities, while bergamot, lavender, and vetiver essential oils weave an enchanting aromatherapy spell. Lather, rinse and repeat as often as needed. *This soap has no power to reverse binding soul contracts with malevolent entities in and of itself. We also do not claim that if a coven of say, 13, witches were to use it before said rituals, it would amplify their powers. Any subsequent uptick in successful spells and/or increase OR decrease in chaotic nature of witchcraft is merely due to talent, practice, affiliation, luck, karma, genetics, depravity, the moon, the sun, the earth's magnetic field, coincidence and/or any number of things not mentioned here, and in completing purchase of this soap you swear by blood oath not to hold us, Verdant Wild, liable for any consequences, intended or unintended, of all spell