COVID OUTSIDE! Holiday t-shirt

As if the song weren't inappropriate enough, we ruined it more. You'll catch your death out there.I really can't stayBaby it's COVID outsideI gotta go awayBaby it's COVID outsideThis evening has beenBeen hoping that you'd dropped inSo very niceI'll hold your hands they're just like iceMy mother will start to worryBeautiful what's your hurry?My father will be pacing the floorListen to the fireplace roarSo really I'd better scurryBeautiful please don't hurryWell maybe just a half a drink moreI'll put some records on while I pourThe neighbors might thinkBaby it's deadly out thereSay what's in this drink?No cabs to be had out thereI wish I knew howYour eyes are like starlight nowTo break this spellI'll take your hat, your hair looks swellWhy thank youI ought to say no, no, no sirMind if move in closer?At least I'm gonna say that I triedWhat's the sense in wearing a mask?I really can't stayBaby don't hold outBaby it's COVID outsideAh, you're very pushy you know?I like to think of it as oppo