Wagner Love Silkies

DESCRIPTION Our HMFIC has an iconic body; from his muscular arms, stretch marks from Green Weenie shoulder surgeries, all the way to his notorious Wagner tattoo. These are a tribute to, and allow us mortals to look just a little more like, the Colombian-Irish God known as Donny O'Malley. DETAILS Stars and stripes thong with hairy legs Made by the cute guy at Thigh Huggers Quick-dry and super soft 100% lightweight nylon tricot Liner brief to keep you tightly packed 2 - 2¼" inseam on all sizes Covered elastic waistband 100% veteran approved SIZING  Due to the nature of this product, we cannot accept returns or exchanges of opened silkies products that have touched your junk. XS             28" and down Small        28-31" ish Med/Lg     31-34" ish XL             34-38" ish