Vlach Vanquishes Vamp T-Shirt

This is a t-shirt, and a weird one at that.  The design was taken from probably my favourite if my posters :) Print is a multi-media scene depicting a dashing sort standing victoriously over a vampiric visage which has merged with the mountains. *WARNING* below is a long-winded spew of nonsense that you don't have to read. I make up nonsense lore for most of my posters that I usually don't include. This time I just decided to put it in. Sorry.     The text alongside him describes the scene, albeit in Middle English. Our protagonist is an epitomized Vlach (an indigenous person of Romania/Moldova), from beyond the forests (literally trans-sylvan, of Transylvania, notably the home of vampires), and wrapped in a cloak made of the land itself (a map of Moldova). However, he is also a simple shepherd, a representative of his people. He has, looking within, cast off his lineage of nomadism and raiding. This was a harsh conflict, but, as depicted via his standing over the Hun/vampire, he has t