3-Piece Aluminum Escrima Staff

Picture yourself on a plane heading to the Democratic People's Republic of Ninjastan. You have been tasked with using your martial arts training to infiltrate a secret weapons manufacturing facility. Vital to your mission's success is your 3-Piece Escrima Staff, which you have been able to take in your checked luggage without paying awkward and expensive fees because of the way it can be broken down into three easy-to-store pieces.As the plane lands, you begin to feel anxious about your mission. The weapons made in this nefarious factory are used for perpetual war, but destroying the factory seems wrong. The people of Ninjastan depend on the money from the weapons to survive. There has to be a better way, you think. Your conflicted thoughts have no more time to go through your head when the cabin door opens and a team of blue ninjas rush in to capture you."You are to come with us peacefully, sir," one of them says in a thick Ninjastani accent, his vowels clipped and his r's rolling dow