"I Only Joined For The Discounts" Morale Patch
$7.99
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Let's be honest, none of us joined to protect our country. We didn't join for a "feeling of purpose", a "greater cause" or any of that Toby Keith sounding bullshit. We all joined for that free Bloomin' Onion once a year and 10% off a new drill at the hardware store. Celebrate Veterans Day with this new patch, a day off work and a sale at your local mattress store. 3" x 2" inches, leather Hook-Backed Made by an actual Veteran (so this can't offend you)
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