CONDESCENDING BARISTA (Coffee) Scented Candle

Condescending Barista I Funny Coffee Scented Soy Candle | 9oz Attention Yuppie Urbanites! It's time to endure a series of abusive microaggressions en route to our $6 coffees!  And here they are now!  Snide, snooty, and teetering on insanity, your friendly neighborhood barista may be unable to unionize, but app-based therapy sessions have taught them how to unclench their jaws, and for that we will add a 10% gratuity. You begin to place your order - their eye rolls visible - "How hot? Extra hot?" - and before you're done - they are three steps from the register, cup and sharpie in hand,  excited to intentionally misspell your name. Britney? Epiphany?  Here they're in control - masters of their domain - you their lowly under-caffeinated subjects.  Is the order correct? Close enough. Is it hot enough? Not really. But - beyond a gentle stirring in your loins - you feel nothing but appreciation for this ironic emotional detachment, vowing to return again, and again. Fragrance Profile: Top