Karl Marx binned - Smooth Unisex

In the realm of fashion, a curious sight, A shirt that combines the left and the right, Karl Marx in the bin, oh what a twist, A vandalized wall painting, whom did it resist? The irony abounds, with a hint of satire, A clash of ideas that takes us higher, Marx, the bearded thinker, now in disgrace, On your shirt, boldly stamped, a rebel's embrace. As you strut down the street, heads turn to inquire, "What's on your shirt?" they can't help but admire, The clash of history and modern-day flair, A vandalism-inspired fashion affair. But fear not, dear wearer, for the joke's on them, Your shirt speaks volumes, a witty anthem, Let them ponder and question their views, As you proudly sport your wearable news. So wear it with flair, with a mischievous grin, The juxtaposition of Marx in the bin. A conversation starter, a bold fashion play, Who thought one t-shirt could cause such dismay? The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.