Pelé met Batman - Smooth Unisex

When Batman met Pelé In the heart of Gotham, by a taco cart's bell, Batman bumped into Pelé, dropping his taco shell. "Watch the cape!" Batman grumbled, looking quite grim, Pelé chuckled, "Sorry, was practicing a free-kick on a whim." They debated, “Who's more famous, in their own domain?” "Is it the bat signal or the World Cup's reign?" Pelé teased, "Ever tried soccer in that suit so tight?" Batman replied, "Only if the ball's a dynamite." As the night wore on, they exchanged tales so odd, Of Joker's fouls and goals that defied God. As dawn approached, with the city's skyline so snug, They laughed at their banter and shared a warm hug. In the alley that night, amidst tacos and lore, Two legends found humor, with chuckles galore. For when Batman met Pelé, in a jestful spree, They realized, in laughter, how similar they could be. The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up. FREE SHIPPING WORLDWIDE Fuck yeah* *This product