FUC-K-OFFEE

Tastes like: If caffeine and contempt had a baby... This is not a good morning blend.  This is a don't talk to me or I'll call HR on myself blend.  Crafted for the mentally stable (on paper) and emotionally caffeinated.  Crafted with zero patience and 100% roasted realness, Fuckoffee is your mood in a mug. Dark, bold, and bitter (just like your humor), this roast will kickstart your day and your intolerance for idiocy. Stir generously with sarcasm and sip like you mean it. 💋 REAL Ones Only: Has a to-do list and a hist list Clocked in with zero chill and give grudges  The only one in the group chat with taste Would rather have coffee than closure 🔥  Roast Specs: Roast: Dark - bold  Origin:Colombia + BrazilFlavor Notes: Cocoa, Molasses and bad decisions Altitude: 1200-1500M Varietal: Castillo Catuai Process: Natural and washed  ADD TO CART because your morning deserves more than silence.  It deserves vengeance with cream.