Cranky Bitch

Tastes like: feelings --- with fangs. She wakes up choosing chaos and eggs.  This isn't your mood swing's fault - it's your environment's problem.  She's intense, insightful, and impossible to gaslight. One sip and your third eye is side-eyeing everything.   Balanced? NO.  Functiona. Barely.  Delicious? Hell to the yes!  💋 REAL Ones Only: Gave herself the diagnosis and the cure Cried at sunrise and still made the meeting Has trauma, trust issues, and the receipts Hugs with love, fights with prophecy  Feels everything, forgets nothing, forgives rarely 🔥  Roast Specs: Roast: Breakfast blend - light body, full spiral Origin: Central AmericaFlavor Notes: Toasted hazelnut, buttercream and barely-suppressed breakdown Altitude: 1400-1650M Varietal: Bourbon, Caturra Process: Fully washed Soil: Morning dew and unresolved tension  ADD TO CART because sweet girls don't win wars, but cranky ones with caffeine? They rebuild kingdoms.