CrAzY Bitch

Tastes like: If hormones and honesty had a group chat. Isn't for who they said you should be but who you became when you stopped pretending you were okay.  That's okay! This isn't instability - it's intuitive warfare.  Crafted for the woman who felt everything, survived everything, and made it look fucking fabulous. Sip this when "too much" feels like a compliment.    💋 REAL Ones Only: You are that bitch. You've been that bitch. And you'll stay that bitch. PERIOD Took the meds. Stopped. Wrote a memoir Screams into the void...then organizes her pantry Diagnosed with vibes Lost it once. Doesn't plan to retrieve it 🔥  Roast Specs: Roast: Medium - Chocolate Hazelnut but with sass!  Origin: Papua New GuineaFlavor Notes: Cocoa, raw sugar, poor decisions Altitude: 1350M Varietal: Bourbon, Typica Process: Fully washed + dried in the sun Soil: Volcanic soul compost  ADD TO CART because sanity is subjective and this roast isn't asking for approval.