Morning Middle Finger

Tastes like: Don't ask me shit until this cup is empty. Crafted for the anti-morning crowd and the caffeine-fueled boundary enforcer, this roast doesn't whisper "rise and shine" - it screams "fuck this, fuck that, fuck everything and fuck you too." 💋 REAL Ones Only: Answered emails with side-eye Doesn't do small talk before 10AM or ever Has three alarms, ignores them all  Gives one-word replies and 12 oz of attitude  🔥  Roast Specs: Roast: Medium - bold, unapologetic, fully caffeinated chaos Origin: Guatemala (Antigua, SHB grade)Flavor Notes: Dark chocolate, bright fruit and spite  Altitude: 1200-1616M Varietal: Bourbon, catuai, caturra, typica Process: Fully washed and sun-dried Soil:volcanic loam with attitude  ADD TO CART because with caffeine, you are not legally responsible for what you say.