Roasted Romance

Tastes like: The restraining order you should've filed sooner.  This roast is for the girlies who thought it was love ---- but it was just an unpaid therapist gig with slight benefits but mostly trauma!   You're no longer angry. You're caramelized! And now you're healing with coffee and vengeance.  💋 REAL Ones Only: Fell in love during Mercury retrograde (rookie mistake) Trusted a man who said no drama in his bio Survived a situationship with only caffeine and audacity  I'm done...then re-texted for real this time Believed in red flags until they became wall art Wrote a breakup playlist longer than the relationship  Lef the relationship and kept the espresso machine and feel like you won. Knows that love is patience, kind .....and better single-origin 🔥  Roast Specs: Roast: Medium - emotional damage with dessert notes Origin: Mexico (Chapas & Oaxaca)Flavor Notes: Tears and bad decisions  Altitude: 1000M Varietal: Mundo Novo Process: Fully washed and sun-dried Soil: Ghosted me