Shit Lister

Tastes like: Peppermint patty with a vengeance plan. This ain't your grandma's mint roast.  It's for the highly-caffeinated list-maker who's got a color-coded fuck you column and a planner full of revenge arcs.  You're not impulsive - you're organized and dangerous.  💋 REAL Ones Only: Keeps a running list of people to ignore Adds tasks to the list just to cross them off Plots world domination between sips Got 99 problems and they're all named and ranked 🔥  Roast Specs: Roast: Medium - minty, bold, emotionally crisp Origin: Colombian base  Flavor Notes: Toasted sass, peppermint pettiness Altitude: 1400M Varietal: Castillo, Typica Process: Washed Soil: Peppermint spite and fresh starts  ADD TO CART because you don't have a bucket list ....you've got a fuck it list and it keeps growing.