Conundrum

Tastes like: I want peace but also lowkey revenge.  This is the roast for the soft-hearted savage.  The one who forgives but never forgets names, dates, or lies told in group texts.  You've got layers, contradictions, and a grudge journal disguised as a planner. Conundrum is for the walking paradox, the overthinker with a gut instinct that's always right....and still second-guesses it.  💋 REAL Ones Only: Debates themselves out loud and still wins Wrote "it's complicated" in sharpie Blocks, unblocks, and rebirths before sunrise Thinks in spirals, speaks in one-liners 🔥  Roast Specs: Roast: Medium- layered, sharp, and sneaky Origin: Ethiopia + Peru Flavor notes: mood swings Altitude 1700 - 2000M Varietal:Heirloom + Bourbon Process: Washed + Mystical indecision Soil: Ancient forest with generational baggage   ADD TO CART because sometimes you're the riddle and the answer...