Simpleton

Tastes like: Secondhand embarrassment ..... This roast is your daily reminder that common sense is no longer common and stupidity went viral ...Sip this while reading the comments section and resisting the urge to scream into the void.  You're not mad --- you're just outnumbered.  💋 REAL Ones Only: Starts the day muttering you've got to be kidding me Keeps caffeine high and expectations low Unfollowed half the internet for IQ preservation Not elitist, just exhausted by stupidity 🔥  Roast Specs: Roast: Medium  Origin: Molino NorteFlavor Notes: deep internal sighs Altitude: 900-1590M Varietal: Yellow and Red Catuai, Catimore, Parainema Process: Fully washed, fermented 12-14 hours, dried on raised beds Soil: facepalms per square mile  ADD TO CART because we can't fix stupid, but we can caffeinate through it.