Fuckery

Tastes like: Emotional damage, except delicious.  Nothing says "I hate it here" like a slice of chaos-flavored caffeine. Fuckery is pumpkin spice gone rogue, brewed for those navigating full-blown dysfunction with one eye twitch away from a scream. Pairs well with email rage and middle fingers. 💋 REAL Ones Only: Apologized to no one and still won Emotionally stable - when highly caffeinated Spends therapy money on coffee and chaos Laughs through the meltdown...with espresso shots 🔥  Roast Specs: Roast: Medium - Slightly sweet, fully savage Origin: Guatemala + El Salvador Flavor Notes: Brown sugar, dark cherry, unspoken trauma Altitude: 1400-1600M Varietal: Bourbon, Pacamara Process: Fully washed  Where your ancestors scream WTF too! ADD TO CART because inner peace is a myth and this is cheaper than Bali.