My Dog Said You’re a Hoe – Sarcastic Dog Parent Tee

My Dog Said You’re a Hoe – Sarcastic Dog Parent Tee

$24.00
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🐾 “My Dog Said You’re a Hoe” – Sarcastic Dog Parent Tee We don’t make the rules. We just report what the dog said.Simple. Blunt. Accurate. This tee is soft, sassy, and comes with full pup-approved judgment. Perfect for dog parents who love shade almost as much as their fur baby. 🧼 Wash cold. Dry on low or hang dry to keep your tee talkin’ trash.📏 Unisex fit. Not true to size—size down if you’re between sizes.

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