Don't Knock Door Mat

Sarcastic Welcome Mat – A Humorous Greeting for Your Home Greet your guests with a bit of sass and humor with this sarcastic welcome mat that reads, "Don't Knock Unless I Married You, Birthed You, or Ordered Food from You." Perfect for homeowners with a sense of humor, this doormat adds a touch of personality to your entrance. It’s great for food delivery enthusiasts, couples, or families who love a good laugh! Looking for more humorous home décor? Pair it with our Excuse the Mess Custom Doormat or check out our Fun Taco & Tequila Doormat for more quirky entrance mats that will have everyone smiling. Why You’ll Love This Doormat: Bold and Funny Statement This sarcastic doormat brings humor right to your doorstep. It’s perfect for setting the tone before people even step inside, showing off your playful side with a lighthearted message. Durable and Functional Made from 100% polyester with a black trim and non-slip rubber backing, this doormat is not only fun but also practical. The