Sorry Kid Is Reason You Drink Candle

I'm sorry my kid is the reason you drink - infused with "An entire bottle of wine"  How do you all do it? I want to drink almost as soon as they come home from school. If any of you are reading this, buy an extra box of tissue, a few more boxes of pencils and maybe figure out how to sneak in a bottle of wine in an unmarked backpack.  Scent:  cabernet all day