I Fully Intend to Haunt People When I Die - I Have a List

Snarky UV DTF Decal – Peel & Stick Sass Printed in-house with professional UV ink — no mass-produced imports here. Just small-batch snark, made in the USA. Why You’ll Love It: Water-resistant and scratch-resistant Perfect for tumblers, glass cans, home decor, or anything with a smooth surface. No weeding, no transfer tape, no patience required - just peel and stick Choose your size from the dropdown, because size does matter (at least when it comes to decals) Decals Are: Priced by size (not personality — that’s free) Printed on demand and ships fast from my USA based studio Handmade in small batches, because good sarcasm takes time How to Apply (Because apparently we're still doing instructions): Clean the surface. Yes, actually clean it. Dust and glitter don't count.  Peel the backing from a corner. Not the middle. Not the side. A corner. You got this. Flip it over and place it face-down on a flat surface. Like a desk. Not your lap. Gently roll the backing off like you’r