Pencils for The Office

Oh, Cool. It’s Monday again. Feels like I just clocked out. Know what I love about Mondays? Nothing. In fifteen minutes, I’ll be sleeping with my eyes open for an hour-long meeting about employee morale followed by a “surprise” birthday cake and card everyone half-heartedly signs while doing a slow eye-roll. Which is the same eye-roll I’ll be making when I read it, ‘cuz it’s my birthday and even that won’t fix a Monday. Pencils: Try Turning It Off and On Again Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. I Found This in the Toilet It's Hard to Make New Coffee I'll Probably Quit Today Comic Sans Kills That's What She Said Resting Staff Meeting Face