Soap for Bad Attitudes

Are you still here? I thought perhaps my lack of eye contact and general disinterest may have clued you in. But here you are, still standing in front of me with your half-baked motivational sound bites and cheesy grin. No, I'm not going to be a "team player" and be more "pleasant to Tim" and stop "drinking on the job." What is this, a Cub Scout jamboree?   Cynical Citrus ScentedFragrance: Blood Orange, Pink Peppercorn